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Raymond Ian Burns (born 24 April 1954), known by the stage name Captain Sensible, is an English guitarist, singer and songwriter. He co-founded the punk rock band the Damned in 1976, originally playing bass before switching to guitar. He is known for his distinctive appearance including a red beret and sunglasses, typically with white frames. Sensible embarked on a solo career during the 1980s, achieving a UK number one hit with his version of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Happy Talk" (1982) and further hits with "Wot" (1982) and "Glad It's All Over" (1984). In 2006, Sensible founded the Blah! Party. He continues to perform in the Damned.
Captain Sensible left in the 1980s to concentrate on solo projects, and studied in West Sussex but rejoined in 1996 after Scabies left, and co-wrote Grave Disorder, the band's first new studio album for eight years, in 2001. He continues to tour and record with the band.
Other Captain Sensible songs that became hits in the UK and Europe were "Wot", "One Christmas Catalogue" and anti-Falklands War "Glad It's All Over", which was co-written and produced by Tony Mansfield. After quitting A&M Records he continued recording for various independent labels, including Deltic Records and Humbug Records. He has also toured with his solo band Punk Floyd.
Captain Sensible's recording of "The Snooker Song" from Mike Batt's musical The Hunting of the Snark was used as the theme music for the BBC gameshow Big Break, and he also wrote and performed a song called "Brain's Theme" for the movie Skinned Deep in 2004.
Captain Sensible is also a member of Dead Men Walking, a supergroup featuring Mike Peters, Kirk Brandon (Spear of Destiny) and Slim Jim Phantom, and the Sensible Gray Cells with current Damned mate Paul Gray.
The Blah! Party was largely modelled on the principle of direct democracy, with suggestions being made by anyone on the party website. These suggestions would then be voted on by the membership, resulting in a "rolling manifesto." The party was launched on 24 September 2006 at a conference in Manchester. Initial policies included stopping "chav culture and the idolisation of airhead celebrities like the David Beckham, Paris Hilton and Jade Goody", alongside more serious policies of opposing the Iraq War and ID cards, instead spending money on public transport, hospitals and renewable energy.
The Blah! Party entered into a sponsorship deal with Seabrook Crisps in September 2006, with the party logo and details on joining for free printed on their packets. The party also received non-financial support from PR company Propaganda. The party received £168,309 in the last quarter of 2006. The party was debt-free in 2008, with a membership of 8,544, up from 5,000 in 2007.
The first Blah! Party candidate was Carl Finlan, who stood in the 2007 local elections in Thornton and Allerton ward, Bradford. He gained 69 votes (1.6%). Deputy leader Melodie Staniforth stood in the Holme Valley North ward of Kirklees as 'Boney Maroney' in 2008. She gained 38 votes (0.68%). She resigned shortly afterwards.
On 11 September 2007, Propaganda handed total control of the Blah! Party to Captain Sensible, former Official Monster Raving Loony Party deputy leader Melodie Staniforth, Robert Staniforth, Sadie Ingoldby, Shaun Nightingale and Gary Spate. In December 2008, Propaganda closed the website. The party ended its association with Propaganda and Seabrook, launching a new website. At the same time it de-registered from the register of political parties, deciding to instead be a protest group.
Burns adopted his stage name Captain Sensible ironically because he described himself as a "debauched maniac" who had fun "regardless of the consequences." However, after living at Dial House (the commune where the anarcho-punk band Crass lived) for a week to record an EP in 1981, his life changed and he became a vegetarianism who adhered to Crass' pacifist and creative aims. Captain Sensible has written several songs about animal rights, including "Dozen Girls" and most notably the 1985 single "Wot! No Meat?".
Burns is a railfan, particularly enjoying diesel locomotives after being rescued from a stranded service in cold weather by one as a child. He later named Deltic Records after the Deltic locomotives. Class 47 diesel locomotive 47810 was previously named Captain Sensible after Burns.
| 1978 | "Jet Boy, Jet Girl" (Netherlands-only release) | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1980 | "Millionaire" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| "Disco Girls" / "Blu Shoes" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1982 | "Hey Jo" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| "Happy Talk" | 1 | 35 | — | 36 | — | 1 | 37 | 24 | — | |
| "Wot" | 26 | 30 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 24 | 14 | 6 | 3 | |
| "Croydon" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1983 | "Stop the World" | 82 | — | — | — | 72 | — | — | — | — |
| "I'm a Spider" | 177 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1984 | "Glad It's All Over" / "Damned on 45" | 6 | — | — | — | — | 6 | — | — | — |
| "There Are More Snakes Than Ladders" | 57 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| "One Christmas Catalogue" / "Relax" | 79 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1985 | "Wot, No Meat?" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| "Come On Down" | 116 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1987 | "Revolution Now" | 120 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1988 | "The Snooker Song" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| "The Toys Take Over" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| "I Get So Excited" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1990 | "Smash It Up (Part 4)" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1993 | "Holiday in My Heart" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| "Wot '93" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | |
| 1994 | "The Hokey Cokey" | 71 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1995 | "Flip Top World" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1997 | "While Wrecking the Car" (Germany-only release) | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1998 | "Cigarette Sandy" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 1999 | "Missing the Boat" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 2005 | "Wot (I Say Captain)" | — | — | — | — | 80 | — | — | — | — |
| 2014 | "Wot" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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